The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
Then, after murdering the Charmander, you slice it into pieces and devour it
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
Times are changing…